thefoxconfessor:

it’s an international holiday btw

haierld:

caressthosecheekbones:

caressthosecheekbones:

haierld:

Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese

emenies to lovers?

I severely misread that

It’s ok I’m just glad you’re having fun

biglawbear:

yeahiwasintheshit:

uniformincar:

gay sex isnt this gay

The rituals have gotten so intricate

marsdweller:

sufjanswidow:

sufjanswidow:

sufjanswidow:

sufjanswidow:

sufjanswidow:

the balls

the shaft……..

eye of newt

the taint😳😳

and a sprig of rosemary!!!!!!!!!!

txttletale:

ganurath:

txttletale:

every time i see someone say that superhero comics are Inherently Leftist and literally describe noblesse oblige as their reasoning i lose five years of my lifespan

What genre(s) of fiction do you believe are inherently leftist?

i don’t believe anything is inherently anything

Three more days till I get naked

dovv:

if our love is tragedy why are you my clarity…?

02nd:

lady gaga when she sees sir googoo

afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

I had no opinion on government dress codes before 24 hours ago, but my mind has been changed by the sheer magnitude of raw fury that has been unleashed among the professional conservative class in response to the ruling that Sen. Fetterman is allowed to wear shorts and a hoodie on Capitol Hill. It has been driving them crazy. I have been negatively polarized into the belief that we should ban suits and jackets entirely

Fetterman office going nuclear on this. Comms director:

fungiblegoods:

Be the dilf in the open bathrobe you want to see in the world